It seemed only appropriate that since Grawnk is a bard, that I put forth some bard-y type of offering today. Feel free to try these out on your significant others, but I am not liable for any resulting consequences of you doing so.
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Some may call you junk. Me, I call you treasure.
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I used to be in a relationship with you, but then you shot an arrow through my heart.
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Love is like a troll. No matter how many times you try to kill it, it just keeps regenerating.
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What do you get when you cross a dragon and a man? Dragonborn. Really, think about it.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I rented a room,
So we could screw.
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Fire Salts are red,
Deathbells are blue,
Moonsugar’s sweet,
and Skooma is too.
I was going to originally make this list a lot longer, but honestly, the creativity was not there, and frankly, I didn’t want to be too obscene either. Happy VD!
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Have you seen the Skyrim V-day cards that someone made last year? They were cute.
I have not, but will do a search for them.
Looks like I did a couple of the same ones. However, they were pretty easy targets for that sort of thing.
Grawnk is the best bard EVER!
How is the fourth one even slightly romantic? Unless it has something to do with the link which won’t work for me, then I don’t get it. :/
It wasn’t supposed to be. It falls under the “such” category. I was running out of creativity so I just kept it in. If you want to see the link, youtube “Skyrim – The Tale of the DragonBorn.” It’s pretty funny.